Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 720 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/310 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 4/33 (60/425 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (80/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/215 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Find an empty stall
What's behind the curtain?
Stinky Clock Man
Just you vs the world
DevilGarage FTW
Find the Moai Statue
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
Is that what future TV looks like?
It's really just a black notebook
Now that's a poster!
Muax baby <3
Doooooom
I just need a break
What does the C stand for?
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
A little guy with a crown
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
KickAss Girl
Self-Promotion
Aaargh
Vibes
Dreaaams
Legend of Lonk
Sunny at the pool party
Windmill windmill
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
Jeff!!!
That's a Penguin boy
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
You're just getting started
Gotta go harder on the Captchas
You're finally halfway there
You finally beat ReCaptcha and played the true game
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
